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Liver Demotivational Poster

OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.

TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the photo.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.

IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less

TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...

29 MAY 1985 - It didn't matter that day if it is called Soccer or Football

TAGS: heysel stadium disaster 29 may 1985 liverpool juventus rnr
Rating: 1.76/5

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Football - June 26, 2009, 4:19 am
... because it's FOOTBALL!

THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly


TAGS: cat liver yum yum
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:44 pm
Clearly, finicky Mittens doesn't do Pinot Noir... you gotta break out the Red Zinfandel... that stuff has legs!
deadraisin - May 20, 2010, 4:10 pm
I had some c.a.t.s. hence my grammer. Kelsey grammer.
deadraisin - May 20, 2010, 4:09 pm
Hey cool man I love drinking cats/with cats. C.A.T.S. being Cat alcohal that's sweet. No more hairballs not from that cats at any rate.

HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive

Items confiscated -

TAGS: police hijacking a krispy kreme delivery truck march calendar
Rating: 4.62/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm
'bout time you got busy, Sly.

30 MINUTE GUARANTEE - If we don't arrive in 30 minutes, we won't bother because you probably started without us.


Same Day Delivery -

TAGS: flux capacitor same day delivery
Rating: 4.92/5

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CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:22 am
It would be awesome if pizza delivery drivers had flux capacitors
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity

"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."


LIVERWURST - Your kids would rather die a thousand painful deaths than eat it, but to your cat it's the Ambrosia of the Gods

WORST CASE SCENARIO - 1. Kayak holed and sinking 2. Other rower drowning 3. Dueling banjos on right-hand bank

TAGS: banjos worst case scenario deliverance
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 1:18 pm
A nice effort, but Sean did this to perfection on #25203 - one of my all time favs.

ST. MARY'S HOSPITAL FOR LIVER DISEASE - "Quick! Get me 600 CC's of Brandy, before this man sobers up!"

LSD - When you know you've had enough

CALIFORNIA - or bust

TAGS: weed delivery
Rating: 1/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:51 pm
Not in cali
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:28 pm

the local market is too commercial?
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:22 pm
oh, so I am lost now. Why would it be on the way to cali? They got plenty there already.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:16 pm

truck load of reefer....hair and all.
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:14 pm
why? did he like them hairy?
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:07 pm

this is a wet dream for 440wakeup...or whatever that guys name is

PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips

TAGS: pizza delivery quick service tips speed
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?

NO LIVER - Yeah no livers, only Russians, their vodka would kill them in one sip.


TAGS: calendar chefs domestic godess oliver
Rating: 4.5/5

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mariand - August 26, 2011, 12:59 am
hehe...ode to food...5 bacon samiches


TAGS: how large is large giant delivery
Rating: 4.46/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:08 am
very long


TAGS: delivery is free
Rating: 3.85/5

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Derek - February 25, 2010, 4:16 pm
That carrier really is carrying


TAGS: oliver twist tractor trailer wreck
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 7:36 pm
This is the funniest one you've made.

BELONGING - feel a little lonely? Don't...he's on your team too.

AIR BABY - How Jeffrey Dahmer orders Delivery.

a call to arms -

TAGS: john oliver fcc net neutrality trolls as heroes cable
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - November 2, 2015, 6:08 am
John's take on Pumpkin Spice is hilarious, thought I'd mention it since the holidays are upon us...

Will today -

TAGS: lilliput gulliver baseball
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - July 25, 2014, 11:09 pm
CO and WA for recreational.. lots more for Medical
Greeny - July 25, 2014, 6:20 pm
how many states have legal weed now?


Prizes -

TAGS: amazon delivery drones skeet prizes
Rating: 4.76/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 7, 2013, 12:27 pm
I don't think you were alone in that thought!

Hopelessness of Indifference -

AWFUL - 60% of 14-year-olds in Liverpool have been on drinking binges a study shows. That's awful. Who is looking after their kids?

TAGS: liverpool underage kids
Rating: 4.56/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - February 20, 2012, 6:35 pm
Maybe all places called Liverpool are destined for this haha.
caveman - February 20, 2012, 6:30 pm
The place i live in, in Australia is called Liverpool. So that made thi5 especially funny.

JOHN W. HENRY LIVERPOOL - rodgers I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing

HOME DELIVERY - right to your door

CONFIDENTIAL DELIVERY - "Our products are promptly and discreetly delivered directly to you in plain brown wrapping." Oh boy! It's here!


NOPE - I don't think we gettin' our pizza in 30 minutes.

HOME DELIVERY - 24/7 Finally (just dont Hassle the Hoff)

MESSIAH - n. An expected deliverer

Sing with me - bright side of life -

TAGS: stephen hawking john oliver motifayk
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - October 26, 2014, 3:40 am
Thank you.
GaryO - October 25, 2014, 9:00 pm

special delivery -

TAGS: karma flowers delivery
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 29, 2015, 1:09 am
LOL!!!! oh I have friends in low places....(garth brooks) I noticed your name! LOL!
Zeul - May 28, 2015, 9:14 pm
Oh but you can ... you just have to know friends in low places ... *meniacle laugh*

Meals on Wheels -

TAGS: delivery of weight loss foods
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

mizzdizz - November 28, 2014, 11:25 am
Have an aunt who did paleo. Food's delish! Like the almonds idea! Have to try it! Thanks for the recipe Edge!
Thedge - November 27, 2014, 2:32 pm
Nobody noticed a difference in the food, except the pumpkin pie. Made the crust of almonds ground into flour in the blender and bu tt er. Big hit. Cave men, they knew things.
mizzdizz - November 26, 2014, 1:10 pm
1812 overture!
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 11:25 am
Hmm... musically farting Lions... did you have a tune in mind?
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 11:24 am
Tnx. I'm doing Paleo-style this year. We'll see how that goes over...
Thedge - November 26, 2014, 11:22 am
Tnx. I'm doing Paleo-style this year. We'll see how that goes over...
mizzdizz - November 26, 2014, 11:13 am
T-day dinner with a BANG! 5 musically farting lions!
JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 10:00 am
Wow! That meal is gonna give lots of gas. L L L L L

Karmic Justice -

TAGS: calendar carsh very special delivery
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 12, 2015, 7:00 am

I ordered a couple big ticket items the other day (my birthday in a few days) through Best Buy, Fed Ex delivering. Got home from work and saw small package about 12 feet from the door. They couldn't even set it down AT THE DOOR, let alone ring the bell.
concern3 - March 12, 2015, 5:19 am
nice 5er

These days -


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